• @Tremble@sh.itjust.works
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    01 year ago

    Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.

  • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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    01 year ago

    I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

  • @AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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    01 year ago

    “Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

    • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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      01 year ago

      It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.

      Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.

      • @AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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        01 year ago

        God no! lmao that’s almost as bad as that podcast guy that admitted he’d catch his own poop and gently drop it in the toilet so it doesn’t splash.

        You can get plumbing-safe wet wipes (baby wipes, basically). They work perfectly well.

        • veroxii
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          01 year ago

          There’s no such thing as truly flushable wipes. They’re the bane of plumbers everywhere… Actually more the bane of people having to pay the plumber bill at some stage. A quick google will confirm this.

          Think of it… To be flushable they need to disintegrate in water. But they’re wet wipes so they are always wet… Yet they’re not disintegrating. Wipes which disintegrate in water is just toilet paper.

        • @seathru@lemm.ee
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          01 year ago

          plumbing-safe wet wipes

          That’s usually a lie. But as long as it’s a rent house, it’s fine.

    • @fosho@lemmy.ca
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      01 year ago

      it’s kinda sad how close minded some folks are… so much so that they’ll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.

  • Deceptichum
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    01 year ago

    Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.

    • dream_weasel
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      01 year ago

      Now now… It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

      And I have a bidet… but I don’t strongly prefer it.

      • @AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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        01 year ago

        Every bidet I’ve ever used is like this. They’re just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you’re a dude).

      • tiredofsametab
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        01 year ago

        This is totally not my experience. Maybe you have a bad bidet and/or dietary issues?

    • @powerofm@lemmy.ca
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      01 year ago

      Imagine smearing shit all over your ass and feeling clean. If human shit fell on your floor, would you wipe it a few times with dry paper and say “good enough” or bring out a disinfectant spray?

  • katy ✨
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    01 year ago

    can’t believe david tennant’s husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.

  • DessertStorms
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    01 year ago

    Imagine caring about how anyone else (aside for your intimate partner and/or possibly someone you care for) cleans their own asshole… 🤯

    • @averyminya@beehaw.org
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      01 year ago

      It’s hard not to care when you can smell them, but tbf that says more about the individual and not what toilet attachments they may or may not use.

      • DessertStorms
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        01 year ago

        I think the problem is with how close you’re getting to stranger’s assholes if you can tell from smell how they clean them (and I say this as someone with severe sensory processing disorder who can smell everything - I have never, ever smelt anyone and thought “that’s shit, they must not have a bidet”. Ever. The fact you have is significantly more gross than the ass cleaning habits of strangers).