RIP HOI4 Huge-oslavia strat.
He doesn’t even realize he just circled a federation within a federation
Bring back FYROM, cowards.
I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!
They have Neum
croatia was already funny shaped when it was in personal union with the kingdom of hungary. that’s the upper half of modern croatia. most of the lower thin bit was dalmatia, which was also historically inhabited by croats and unified with (a newly independent) croatia immediately after ww1.
so while yeah, it looks like the west meddled to deny serbia access to the sea, i dunno how true that is. the region really was mostly croats and some italians, i think…
i could much more easily believe that montenegro was the result of such meddling
They have one beach! Let them have 2.
the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting
Yeah, they’d like that, but the west (US) won’t allow it.
Yugo tell him.
Yu go, car doesn’t!
Quality automobiles.
You’ve got to put it in H!
How many hectares per tank of kerosene does that baby get?
Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
To be honest, things went wrong because the person who knew how to keep the piece died, so… nationalists rose to power (they didn’t rebrand communism though, so most got onboard the loony train thinking this is about communism and who is against it), and that was about all that was needed in a powder keg like the Balkans… a lot of war time profiteering as well, some people got very rich during those days… blood money, sure, but it didn’t seem to bother them. Some of them are still in power, or their children.
Bottom line, none of them are communists, period. They’re thieves and killers.
Why is it, every time some regime claims to be communist, they are never really communist?
Because it sounds conceptually nice to good people, but selfish people know that without proper transparency and checks, it’s very easy to consolidate power with it.
So the bad people get the support of good people and then exploit that flaw to do what they want instead of what is good.
The reason why it worked perfectly here, in the Balkans, was that Tito never actually lied to the people (OK, that’s an understatement, lol 😂, but in general, he did have the people’s best interests in mind)… so, everyone just thought that their leaders are actually being honest with them and that the other guy is at fault 🤷… it was easy to be honest… it was only after they were tried it became apparent that the only thing their leaders had in mind was money and power, nothing more… but, by then, it was too late… lives were lost, people’s lives were shattered… it was really sad to be honest… when everyone realized that they fought a war for nothing…
It WAS as close to communism (actually socialism… though yes, the party was called a communist party and all that, but in reality, the name didn’t really reflect the ideals of the party at the time, the name stuck for the sake of the Stallinists that were in quite large numbers and Tito and others were just trying to balance things out, since they needed some of those people to run the country and not turn their backs on them… some people were very cross with Tito when he turned his back on Stalin in the 50s, he didn’t need to iritate them further by changing the name of the party) as you can possibly get at the time. No textbook representation of a social or economical system is 100% accurate to what the books say… just like democracy (which is basically anything but democracy at this point) is flawed everywhere.
The perfect system doesn’t exist, but you can strive to make it better and serve the people, which is exactly what we DON’T have nowadays. Back then… to be honest, yes, it mostly served the people.
Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.
Oh… Oh no…
Serbia likes this
Macedonia likes it as well.
*only Serbia likes this
Austria too
Damn Serbs, they ruined Greater Serbia!
Bosnia less so
catchy accordion music starts playing
How dare you?!?
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Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya
To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go
To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it
Down to Kosovo, they’ll shoot you fast and you’ll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go
Get shot in Kosovo!
I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
Yeah, but on the classics channel, and they’ll play nirvana right after, and make you feel old.
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.
Is the radio a new ai app?
It’s an audio-only ad platform where they fill unsold time with most of a song or just people talking.
Sounds horrible
That’s raidio for ya
It’s a stupid app that you need special hardware to use.
Radio?
Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?
No, those are my DMs.
I’ll get the salve.
Jesus christ this man had a family
And now he has a new dad!
Or if they have seen the move Cocktail
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Some people just like old music :)
Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.
Seen this before, we don’t need a sequel.
That was after Tito died. He never would have let something like that happen if he was still alive.
Ummm… Got news for you…
Hey, I never said he was a saint. Plus this was pre WWII, partisans were already being recruited and yes, they hated Germans… because Gremans hated Slavs. You know what the Nazi plan was? One, eliminate Jews, two, eliminate gypsies, three, elimites slavs. We were on the elimination list, no doubt there. Just because we weren’t immidiately exterminated doesn’t mean our turn wouldn’t have came after the Nazis were done with the previous two on the list. You know how many slavs died in labour camps, doing Nazi bidding? My guess is, Tito did this to try and scare the Nazis away from the Balkans… can’t say for certain, but I do know that he was the leader of a federation with over 6 different nations in it, he never once showed pereference or hate for one or another. Sure, things needed to be balanced, so sometimes one came first, others second, third, etc., but in general, he really did try and treat everyone as equal.
Oh wow… You’re unironically a Tito fan…
Dude, this wasn’t before WWII, this was after the end of the war. Around 175,000 people whose families had lived there for a couple hundred years and spoke German for historical reasons were ethnically cleansed from Yugoslavia.
A few hundred thousand people had to flee the country and walk to Germany or otherwise make their way to places like North America.
Sure Tito wasn’t Hitler, but he definitely walked in his footsteps.
Sorry, I meant after the end… got mixed up (it was late).
Dude, this wasn’t before WWII, this was after the end of the war. Around 175,000 people whose families had lived there for a couple hundred years and spoke German for historical reasons were ethnically cleansed from Yugoslavia.
Hm, wonder why someone who spoke German on a teritory occupied by the Germans during WWII would be cleansed from that place 🤔…
A few hundred thousand people had to flee the country and walk to Germany or otherwise make their way to places like North America.
People hated Germans after WWII. My guess is, he was just trying to keep a clean slate, not let history repeat itself. There was enough bloodshed on the Balkans, it’s time for piece… and people speaking German RIGHT AFTER WWII in a place you’re trying to make into a federation and let everyone live in piece… yeah, I kinda get his reasoning.
Sure Tito wasn’t Hitler, but he definitely walked in his footsteps.
You didn’t live here, you have no idea how things were. It was nice, people had piece… not just bought piece, it was the true meaning of the word, something that hasn’t happened in centuries here. Agreed, that has to come at a cost, but the US does it every day and they rarely get backlash for it.
Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good. It’s that simple. This is true in any society. People that don’t agree with that society’s leaders and strategies can make problems for them. Why make their lives harder.
Anyone that busts Stalin’s balls that hard can be forgiven those rookie cleansing numbers. (/S)
Shit, Israel beat it by a factor of ten in just three months. (No /s)
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What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?
merge and commit
Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?
Let’s rebase, for the fun of it…
Squash, definitely squash.
Who do we git blame ?
Let’s just blame the Nazis to avoid making anyone too upset.
Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.
git push origin main --force
Yolo
And then wonder why nothing works…
But they don’t need SQL.
In terms of geography, My secret weakness is how often I confuse Slovenia and Slovakia, solely because they share most of the letters in their name.
(I also have a similar problem with Armenia and Albania. Within the US, Mississippi and Missouri used to give me a lot of trouble when I was younger, too.)
I also have trouble crossing wires with the Balkans and the Baltics.
congratulations, you might be dyslexic 👍
having grown up between slovenia and slovakia, i cant imagine mixing them up. they have such different vibes… :D
but yeah, i used to mix up liechtenstein and luxembourg…
