Hire that fucker as a langolier.

If anyone ever had a friend who never had anything good happen to them and you wonder if something is up with them mentally…totally the same vibes as this post

Assassination Classroom (2015) ?

When life gives you lemons, have lemonightmares

make demonade

Are you sure that’s not the lemon you gave life?

When life hands you lemons you don’t make lemonade, you eat them whole, skins, seeds, pith, and all, the entire time staring life dead straight in the eyes.

If you show life you’re done fucking around, life stops handing you lemons.

Waka waka

This is Pacman on level 256.