Dr. Zoidberg

It’s a sort function. Check the app you’re using, where you would sort comments, there should be a bunch of options. Hot, active, New, old, etc., are all sort option.

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Bullets are cheaper than eggs.

I got one cause of how my friend put it to me when she told me to get one. She asked me “if you get shit on your hand, are you just gonna wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your day, or are you gonna wash your hands? Now when you take a crap, why are you just smearing it around instead of washing it?” And it stuck with me and I’ve bought bidets from then on out. A 12 pack of TP lasts me a year, and I only use it to dry my ass. It’s the best thing in the world.

I laughed at friends and family during covid, cause I had a nice clean ass, and everyone else was fighting for toilet paper.

I would guess it would mildly annoy people in power, but TBH this isn’t a way to save money. If it really was, it would be common practice already.

Bidets are a cheaper, well known, better way to clean your asshole after taking a shit, yet the common practice of Americans is still to choose to smear their own shit around their asshole with dry disposable paper cloths.

The flaw in your argument is that you think people, Americans at that, wouldn’t ignorantly continue to pay more for the convenience of not having to think where to buy their produce, because they can get it from the local Walmart 15 minutes away, instead of saving $20+ and driving 2 more minutes.

Americans are notoriously lazy and stupid, as evidenced this past November.

This. Firefox has always been just good. It wasn’t great or anything, it was just a good browser. Then chrome came around and it had more, better features. It was a bit more memory usage, but those were for the additional features Firefox didn’t have.

Firefox didn’t really change a whole lot, it added synching features across accounts, and didn’t get worse. It just stayed the same.

The people made Firefox better, because now they’re creating add-ons for Firefox, where chrome had more.

I feel like once chrome got the majority of browser users, it immediately started going to shit. I have no proof of this, just a memory of it being better until it was announced that chrome was the most used browser, and the near immediate heavier memory usage.

Some gouda puns here.

Both of y’all are melting American brains trying to do the math on figuring out what times you’re talking about.

Most Americans have no clue that 13:00 is 1:00pm because 12+1 is too difficult, and God help you if you say 22:00, because 22-12 might as well be euclidean geometry.

To be fair, Republican men prefer to bottom on top. It’s because you can only get so deep if you’re a bottom on bottom.

Are we gonna include school shooting deaths in those vacancies? Because for some absolutely unknown reason American schools suffer from mysterious shooting deaths multiple times a year. It’s so strange and mysterious and there is absolutely no way to stop it. Like, there is literally nothing to do about all the school shootings every single year for the last few decades.

I still live like I have limited minutes, and can honestly say I don’t think I’ve used more than maybe…20 minutes a month? Maybe less. I just checked my last 3 bills, and t-mobile doesn’t list minutes anymore.

Not if there are more bots than humans upvoting and drowning out the real people.

I cancelled plans once with the excuse that I had to take care of my grandmother.

I wiped her urn off with an anti bacterial wipe, and played videogames.

Deleted the half dozen other apps I had for all my Lemmy accts. Now I have just 1 app to rule them all.

I’m to high for this.

As a doctor of humanology, I have examined and can confirm this is the real Obama.