Mayor Poopington

At some point dumbass has to realize they hate everyone that isn’t one of like 8 billionaires.

Caramelldansen. On a loop. Full volume.

I think you are missing the point of fusion as we know it.

Pistons are pushed by small controlled explosions a thousand or so times a minute. Each explosion pushes the piston, which makes the crankshaft turn.

Fusion, however is a continuous source of heat to produce steam that turns a turbine to make electricity. It’s meant to be an alternative to nuclear power just with much less danger involved. Fusion can’t melt down like nuclear. Fusion also would require very little fuel to keep going.

Unless I am missing the point of your update, I just don’t think it’s possible to make a fusion piston. I believe the only way is to use fusion to make steam to power a turbine.

That’s a little big, but not too far off from the actual world’s smallest violin

Diesel engines don’t use spark plugs, they use pressure to ignite the fuel. What purpose would fusion serve here?

As for gas engines, why? Starting fusion reactions takes an insane amount of energy, we have yet to make one that produces more power than is put in. Spark plugs are much more efficient.

I love that I keep learning new things about Kendrick’s halftime show. Not only did it make some racist uncles very angry, I keep finding hidden things in the show. Absolutely spectacular performance.

Who says I’m going to bed?

Macaroni & cheese

Nope. You would hit the atmosphere moving even faster

The issue here is that the ISS is travelling about 17,500 mph. Even if you somehow stopped yourself immediately (watch The Expanse to see what happens what happens when someone traveling very fast sudden comes to a complete stop) I think you would be falling too fast by the time you hit the atmosphere to fall safely. Heat starts being an issue over mach 1 and you’ll be moving much fast than that. An unshielded astronaut suit would burn up quite fast in those conditions.

Rough guess here, 2 may get you tipsy. 4 or more will probably push you to drunk.

Quick advice if you want to slow things down, a glass of water between drinks is a great way to pace yourself.

I’m glad you didn’t see me eat 136 deviled eggs

In my experience, if they say they aren’t interested in you it usually means they aren’t interested in you.

Well don’t drink it lol

A quick wipe on my shirt and back in the ear it goes. I’ll do an occasional wipe with alcohol if they get extra gunky but that’s about it.

I may or may not be a gremlin.

The only solution here is to arrange all the furniture in a circle, with everyone of the specific group in the middle. Break a pool cue in half and toss it in. The one who survives will be worthy of your attention.

Tbf, you can make anything fly if you give it enough thrust. Wings just make it easier.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

Aight this is a wild one, so buckle up. My old roommate always ate an orange in the morning. So get this, I went up the fruit bowl and switched an orange and an apple around. The next morning, he almost grabbed an apple! So funny!

They will weaponize the IRS against poor people and ignore the people committing big time tax fraud. Do with that information what you will.