Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

Januaries?

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

Are you a health insurance exec, or do you just love the taste of boot polish?

“You get what you fuckin’ deserve.”

You’re such a tease.

That’s no place for a semicolon.

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Bomberman Hero is pretty special to me. Also, I don’t think Jet Force Gemini gets enough love.

How can you believe and trust the bible at all?

Yeah, but it’s hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

Code monkey very simple man

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Time to hoist the jolly roger high.