Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.
I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.
You mean like southern states banning books because they are “offensive”?
The christian Bible is one of the offensive books there is
Donkey semen.
because of all the socialist propaganda in it?
and the massive jizzing donkey dicks
They’re actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.
The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?
Dick so long you like why it ain’t dirty? But it ain’t, it ain’t.
So that is why my late grandma was Christian!
And the abortions, and the child killing
Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.
Do you know where? I don’t doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao
Here you go
What the FUCK
Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.
It’s the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.
I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.
And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.
Oh, we don’t believe God’s word in those parts.