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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

He can't prove it?

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He can't prove it?

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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • PatFusty
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    1•1 year ago

    It was not ‘pictures of monkeys’ it was art. It was digital art. If you don’t get that then you don’t understand money laundering.

    • Kogasa
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      Monkey laundering.

      • @Trarmp@feddit.nl
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        0•1 year ago

        Coming to FX next this fall

        • @Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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          Sitcom of chimps in the big city running a shady laundromat.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            0•1 year ago

            Run this on Adult Swim and I’ll consider watching it.

      • @gdog05@lemmy.world
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        How much can a virtual banana cost, Michael? Ten dollars?

    • topher
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      I read that as monkey laundering

    • @tyler@programming.dev
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      You can’t money launder with bitcoin. The whole purpose is that everything is traceable.

      • @Shard@lemmy.world
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        This has got to be the most naive statement on crypto and laundering. Crypto are so easily laundered not because of traceability but because of the huge and rapid swings in value, Unexpected wealth is easily justified. Large sums are easily laundered by scripting thousands of transactions.

        https://syntheticdrugs.unodc.org/syntheticdrugs/en/cybercrime/launderingproceeds/moneylaundering.html

      • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1. Joe gives Kevin $1mil worth of Cocaine.
        2. Joe draws an ape in MS paint.
        3. Kevin buys the digital ape drawing from Joe for $1mil in Bitcoin.

        That is how you launder money with art and Bitcoin.

        • @Buttons@programming.dev
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          Because it’s normally suspicious if someone gives $1mil for no reason, but if you know it’s for a monkey jpeg, then it’s normal.

          • @Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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            0•1 year ago

            I have no idea if it attracted the attention of any regulatory body but yeah that’s pretty much how it went down as far as I know

        • @tyler@programming.dev
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          That’s not how it goes. Laundering works because you don’t have to report the sale, you just have to report the income. If you can track the sale then laundering never will work.

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