• @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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    010 months ago

    Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?

    Just something to think about.

    • @Meltrax@lemmy.world
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      010 months ago

      Canoes also have crossbars every 4 feet or so to keep them reasonably structurally sound. So those are very in your way.

    • Flying Squid
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      010 months ago

      Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe?

      In all of human history? Almost certainly.

      Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.