• bizarroland
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        123 months ago

        I don’t know, I’ve got an adopted aunt whose mom drank while she was pregnant and she is the most irritating cunt on the planet.

        All the depth and warmth of an iced out corpse vagina filled with sandpaper.

    • socsa
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      93 months ago

      Big Al says that dogs can’t look up

      • Possibly linux
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        63 months ago

        That’s true since dogs don’t have flexible necks. They just look forward and steer like a tank.

        • @BurningRiver@beehaw.org
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          23 months ago

          I’m gonna say that my mutt rescue puppy disproves this theory 100%, since he can flip his head straight up and chomp on my arm in like half a second flat. Fuckface murdermouth has a three axis neck.

          But god damn he’s a good looking dog and I really like him most of the time.