The Picard Maneuver to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoI've never been more jealous of a watchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down112
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minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months agoWife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time… … I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
minus-square@Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months agoWait, where are you wearing it 😳
minus-square@prole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-22 months agoHis name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez” Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoWell, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama. I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoOn my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…
… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
Wait, where are you wearing it 😳
His name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez”
Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.
I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart
firea lot.On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.