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minus-squarejimmydoreisaleftylinkfedilink49•2 years ago100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
minus-square@Draghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink23•2 years ago8 billions of people have and they’re alive
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink31•2 years agoThose people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
minus-squareMxM111linkfedilink21•2 years agoFor now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
minus-square@irmoz@reddthat.comlinkfedilink12•edit-22 years agoLet’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
minus-square@Draghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•2 years agoWell, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
minus-square@original_ish_name@lemm.eelinkfedilink2•2 years agoEvery person who hasn’t died sooner Checkmate
minus-square@WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.comlinkfedilink0•edit-22 years agoThis is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
minus-square@mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years ago100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother
minus-squarejimmydoreisaleftylinkfedilink1•2 years agoTakes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
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So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?
well one day,they ll die /s
Every person who hasn’t died sooner
Checkmate
This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.