Two words: magnesium citrate.
I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.
Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that
The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia
Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.
Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.
You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.
It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries
You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.
You’ll be fine
I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?
Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.
Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.
So far so good on vaccines this year for me.
Push
Yeah: don’t spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.
Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?
Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.
Fiber, lots of.
That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
Coprolite Diamonds?
The Lemmy cycle:
- bean memes
- shitposts
- beef memes
- memes about never pooping
- back to start
I just cleared hard drive of stroganoff memes so that better not come back.
quick, get this poster some bean memes