My go to when I want to impress a date

Andy · 2 years ago

Smuuthbrane · 2 years ago

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

@rcbrk@lemmy.ml · edit-2 2 years ago

As long as there’s no cream in it, we’re good.

VCTRN · 2 years ago

This is so stupid… but I don’t hate it.

@Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I’m more upset that the bananas aren’t peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

pruwyben · 2 years ago

They’re al dente.

@treadful@lemmy.zip · 2 years ago

I hope she’s proud of herself

@leanleft@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

#foodcrime

@Jtee@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

My wife says this isn’t funny but she’s wrong

@MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml · edit-2 10 months ago

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@wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Is this a meme or a shitpost?

@pigup@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

@gun@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

That is… Mind blowing

@theredbit@lemmy.ca · 2 years ago

I would drive it

@ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing that’s actually amazing.

@TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years ago

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want