Taskmaster contestants: 👀
Any recommendations for a good egg safe?
I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay
It looks 3D printed.
It probably is
Does anyone have this STL? I’m, ummm, asking for a friend.
Thank you so much! Happy Easter!
Because it probably is
It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.
I thought Lemmy didn’t have targeted advertising!
Technology has gone too far
Ehhhhh…not far enough
It should also hold a magnum condom
Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.
Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.
Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.
Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related
He’s clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce
That’s even funnier in German because the German word for “eggs” (“Eier”) is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles
In Spain too, eggs “huevos” is also used for testicles., but also “pelotas” (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.
In case you run into a friend during a trying time
This would be OP in Monster Hunter
okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we’re gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y’know
Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.
An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!
It was the style at the time
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Makes me want to throw it at cars