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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz • 2 years ago

I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story

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I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story

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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz • 2 years ago
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  • @riodoro1@lemmy.world
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    177•2 years ago

    This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.

    • @orcrist@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        40•2 years ago

        and he just drank 156 beers

        https://www.eightieskids.com/156-beers-inside-andre-the-giants-unofficial-world-record/

        • @Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          One for my favorite fun facts about Andre’s drinking…There were times he got so drunk and would pass out in hotel that they’d have to simply leave him there because he was too big to move.

          • @z00s@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            Really feel sorry for the guy. Apparently the drinking was the only way to ease the physical pain he was in so much of the time.

    • Venicone
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      25•2 years ago

      Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        hi

    • @SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Were you ever tempted to smoke the carpet?

    • @Damage@feddit.it
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      1•2 years ago

      Ew carpet

  • @harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    94•2 years ago

    I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

  • @Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    70•2 years ago

    those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house

    • @halvar@lemm.ee
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      8•2 years ago

      They rose up 3 days later

  • @dankm@lemmy.ca
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    61•2 years ago

    I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

    (/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin

      • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5•2 years ago

        The evil electric cabbage

      • @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.

      • @z00s@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      6•2 years ago

      That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.

    • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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      2•2 years ago

      You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up

  • @UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world
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    60•2 years ago

    5 lies in only 3 sentences…

    Impressive

    • @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      They left out that you need to inject it with a needle

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2•2 years ago

        And it’ll make you a terrorist.

        • @z00s@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          I believe it’s spelled “TURRRIST!”

  • Ex Nummis
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    53•2 years ago

    It’s only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.

    • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.

    • da_cow (she/her)
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      8•2 years ago

      But don’t grind it down first.

    • @slickgoat@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Luckily I only inject directly into the penis. Not mine, but definitely a penis.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Well yeah. If you cause a blockage, and then a rupture, I guess you could cause internal bleeding that if ignored would eventually kill you.

      However, thats just suicide with more painful, longer lasting, and confusing steps.

    • grandel
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      2•2 years ago

      Tbf, almost anything will kill you, once injected into your veins.

  • @yokonzo@lemmy.world
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    38•2 years ago

    Bitch that’s barely a gram

    • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      48•2 years ago

      That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.

      Yay microplastics!

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.

    • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      15•2 years ago

      No, it’s an eighth of a pound. Didn’t you see the baked in text?

      Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.

    • don
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      13•2 years ago

      NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE

      DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl…

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Check out moneybags over here, with his pot to piss in.

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          I thought you were supposed to shit, or get off the pot?

      • riot
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        2•2 years ago

        I personally prefer a good pan.

    • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion

      • da_cow (she/her)
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        8•2 years ago

        That’s way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    36•2 years ago

    That’s not even one whole marijuana

  • @fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    31•2 years ago

    I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?

    • Ananääs
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      21•2 years ago

      You are undead now, just like Jesus

    • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      It’s all a fever dream.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    29•2 years ago

    Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!

  • @huquad@lemmy.ml
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    29•2 years ago

    This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died…

    I got better

    • katy ✨
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      3•2 years ago

      mom dad barts dead

      ahhhh

      thats right dead tired of not being high

    • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I got turned into a newt!

      • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        a NEWT??

        • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          I got betta…

  • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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    27•2 years ago

    I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I’m nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.

    • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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      23•2 years ago

      I feel like “Christians against the pot” gives the game away.

  • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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    25•2 years ago

    No no longer think it’s cool. Now I think it’s AWESOME.

  • @Snapz@lemmy.world
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    24•2 years ago

    My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger’s pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she’s dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.

  • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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    22•2 years ago

    It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

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