foros.fediverso.gal
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

message-square
15
fedilink
3
message-square

Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
message-square
15
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • @infamousbelgian@waste-of.space
    link
    fedilink
    6•2 years ago

    Sure it is yours?

    • @vis4valentine@lemmy.mlOP
      link
      fedilink
      2•2 years ago

      Yes.

      My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

  • @cpoc@lemmy.one
    link
    fedilink
    4•2 years ago

    You’re keeping it this time?

  • @atlasraven31@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    3•2 years ago

    A baby? In this economy?

  • @alnilam@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 years ago

    Everyone here a potential father too?

  • @FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 years ago

    Have you told him it’s mine?

  • Luccajan
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 years ago

    Did the abortion fail?

  • @philluminati@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    2•2 years ago

    Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

  • @concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    2•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    When’s the funeral?

  • doomkernel
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 years ago

    You’re under arrest for child abuse

  • manitcor
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 years ago

    Hey guys, I’m pregnant too.

  • @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 years ago

    “So who’s the father this time?”

  • Trizza Tethis
    link
    fedilink
    1•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    “Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”

  • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    1•2 years ago

    Are you keeping it?

  • @MyMulligan@lemmy.one
    link
    fedilink
    0•2 years ago

    Wasn’t that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

    Sorry, I don’t follow the rules. wild card

Asklemmy@lemmy.ml

!asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !asklemmy@lemmy.ml

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it’s welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

  • !lemmy_support@lemmy.ml
  • !fediverse@lemmy.ml
  • !selfhosted@lemmy.world

Looking for a community?

  • Lemmyverse: community search
  • sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
  • !lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities

Icon by @Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de

  • 1.27K users / day
  • 3K users / week
  • 6.07K users / month
  • 15.1K users / 6 months
  • 50.9K subscribers
  • 7.4K Posts
  • 375K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Evan
  • OrangeSlice
  • mekhos
  • tmpod
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org