I’m just parroting what Trump said after the first episode. I love South Park ❤️

I like how this is coming back into public knowledge after some washed up, irrelevant cartoon aired.

pedophilia is actually not so bad somehow.

Reminds me of early South Park and the Michael Jackson fan 😂

Brit here: GET A VPN.

Fuck this place.

And it’s always 5 minutes too late

It’s too late to change things now - full steam ahead!

So I can do it now and I can do it now if you want to do it now and I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can get it on the way home now x x x x x x x hope you had a good day and you can get it on the way home now and I can do it now and I can do it now and I can do it now and I can do it now and I can do it now

I just tapped the middle suggested word a lot. I must admit it’s the most beautiful sentence I’ve ever laid eyes upon 🥲

I CAN do it now 🤜🤛

She about to whip out the ass-blaster5000 on her stump!

Minimum wage, minimum effort. Always.

Ah yes, the ‘Yamcha’

It’s alright, I keep seeing those war stats popping up every now and again showing exactly what Ukraine has destroyed. They can use that if they’re losing count 👍

So you’re accusing them… of lying? On the internet? 🤔

Have we found our first ever documented case of someone lying on the internet??!

I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.

I love the idea of criminals commuting out of the city to work.

Like, there’s a bunch of stores in the city, and thousands of people where crime is easily accessible, but no, lets go to the suburbs instead.

Fuck it, why not go rural and go steal a bull - I heard they can get you a few bucks 😂

But yeah, so much of America is just fucked without a car that even places I’d consider to have bad transport links would look otherworldly to some people from the States.

Funnily enough I’m a Sanddancer, and you’re absolutely right.

The transport links through Tyne and Wear are easily 2nd best in the country, but they’re still a long way from London, and they continue to get worse year on year.

Our country in general is too Americanised, too reliant on cars now. I feel anyone who has really visited Europe can see just how far we lag behind in terms of transport networks.

I’m British and I came to Berlin a couple of weeks ago.

That shit was 10x better than London and 100x better than the rest of the country

With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version…

I hate I have a birthday in the same millennium. All these <26 year olds with their youth, and a 2 at the start of their birth year!

They’ll never know the glory of the 90s!

They’ll never know what it was like to grow up in a pre-digital world!

They’ll never know what it was like in an airport before 9/11!

I never knew what it was like in an airport before 9/11 because I only flew for the first time last week but my point still stands!

And as for the rest of you millennials! Remember Dexter? This is him now! Feel old yet?

Use code DADDY to appease the tariff gods 🙌

I’d also add the bit in the middle where trump publicly tweets that they’re going to bomb the nuclear facilities and ends up doing very little damage as Iran had plenty of time to casually move their nuclear supplies off site.

This upsets the shriveled tangerine.