Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?

It’s not a tumor!

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Gold pressed latinum

Yes! Pour one out for your homies. By pour one out I mean drink it.

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

Currently playing Grandia 2 again. It’s like time travel.

Not all heroes wear capes

Those qualities were really impressive back then. I remember being super impressed when games started having cut-scenes.