Yeah, he moved into the badlands near Manchester. Ever seen the movie “The hills have eyes”? Its like that up there.

Hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Dr Dre Beats?

My grandma lived through WWII and rationing. After she died, we were cleaning out her house to find she had hidden cans of food stockpiled everywhere: behind the washing machine, in the pit in her garage, in the corners of her loft, everywhere.

If rationing ever came back in, she was more than ready for it.

Maybe if European neighbours didn’t cause so much tension, then there could have been a reduction in the billions spent on the military.

Will review in early April. See if this tariff bullshit happens or not.

Moved my retirement fund from stocks to all cash yesterday. Orange doofus is going to cause even more issues for stock markets in the next few weeks.

No fucken way cunt!

EU peacekeeps along the Belarus border. Free up Ukrainian units for the front line.

It’s safe to walk the streets at night?

You’re so vain, you probably think this election’s about you, you’re so vain.

Had an old Isuzu truck that to start, I sat in the drivers seat with the passengers seat up exposing the engine. Had a long steel rod that I would feed down thru the motor and bang on the starter motor while cranking the keys.

Sometimes it started straight away, sometimes it took 5 minutes of banging to get the pig to fire. Good Times.

Woke one morning to start work, went to hop in and saw someone smashed the drivers quarter window. Reckon they tried to start it but must have assumed it had a kill switch.

Pity they didn’t steal it, as the insurance payout would have been way more bucks that it was worth.

Yeah but this is a pick on the US post, and that thinking ruins their narrative.

Will have to cut down all the spaghetti trees.

fElon has proved CEO’s aren’t needed to run a company.

Or maybe his partner and family don’t want him around (or vice versa) and banish him to the office.

Either way, he is a very toxic person to be around.

Minimum wage = minimum effort from me