Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water

This feels like a pretty tame way to use unlimited freecast, honestly. By the time you have everything you need, there are only a few fights left that it’s worth using on, as well.

Save up. Save save save.

Moving is expensive, and any new job is risky to start. The places you’re looking at are expensive because most sane people want to live there.

If you can find a remote job, start there: once you’re a remote worker, you can establish yourself at the job before you move. Once you’re confident that you like the job and aren’t going to get laid off out of nowhere, you won’t have to stress about paying rent while looking for a job in a new place.

Visit a city before committing, make sure it has the vibe you want. Coastal cities all have their upsides and downsides.

SMS is dogshit mfa, this is known

This was always coming, and we’re going to do fuck all about it. But on the upside, the future is going to be absolutely rad for the .001%

Moving too dumb. Something caused Microsoft to ban OpenAI for its employees last week, probably a massive security blunder that we hopefully get to find out about eventually.

Veep is far and away the most accurate political show we’ve ever had

It’s moderately common in my social circles to argue that South Dakota is a hoax

Rogue 3 (thief), monk 8 (open hand)

Pre-combat: use Wholeness of Body for an extra bonus action for 3 turns

Turn 1: action attack x2, flurry of blows 3x for 6 attacks.

If you have maxed strength and pick tavern brawler, each attack is +10 damage on top of the martial arts die. Easy 100 damage per turn with Manifestation of Soul and an ok wisdom score (ie + 1d4 + 3-5 per hit passively)

It would probably cost like $1 of components to make most led bulbs resilient to all but spookiest of power delivery, but why sell something once when you can make them buy it over and over again

200 vulnerabilities, 2-3 that might actually be exploitable, and no prioritization. But look at these metrics!

Cybersecurity, as a profession, is a fool’s errand.

Dedicated security staff exist solely to teach real engineers how to do their job, and the fact that such personnel exist is a catastrophic failure in computer science curriculum

https://openbooks.lib.msu.edu/app/uploads/sites/17/2020/06/carbon-cycle-1024x1024.jpg

The issue is that we have artificially accelerated the return of carbon to the cycle by burning coal and oil.

It sequesters the carbon while it’s alive, but you’d need to bury the plant deep underground to remove it from the equation

Blow up a coal plant?

Yep, unfortunate that the other two subclasses really can’t compete

Go strength and tavern brawler hit like a truck 8 times per turn

Wait, why does warlock’s extra attack stack with other source of extra attack? It isn’t meant to do that, and is almost a complete upgrade over fighter 6-10/ pretty much any martial’s tier 2 levels.

Saves, starting skill proficiencies, and weapon/armor proficiencies in most cases. Some classes get those as special features though, such as heavy armor and martial weapons for war clerics, which complicates the rule.

It honestly feels like something he wrote as a joke