

Start growing/foraging plants and drying them. When you do that, you can never have enough jars.
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Start growing/foraging plants and drying them. When you do that, you can never have enough jars.
That just raises more questions.
Turns out, leopards eating people’s faces are not a modern phenomenom.
Reminds me of the time when I forgot if the Latin word for bedroom is -a or -um… (it was cubiculum btw, apparently all rooms are gender neutral)
Can we not bring these stupid, lazy jokes into Lemmy please?
A little off topic, but Alexander was Macedonian.
“Oh so bombing Hiroshima was okay?? Is that what you’re saying?? You know all that is American propaganda right?? I’m the most illiterate fuckwit incapable of understanding that two governments can be bad at the same time!!”
Ohh that makes sense, thanks.
Mandatory jail, as opposed to voluntary jail?
If you menstruate, it’s 100% free, just needs to be cleaned a little!
I mean, bright colors make things more cheerful, and red has more positive than negative symbolism attached to it. If you put a small amount of blood, you can have pink cookies, isn’t that lovely?
Just cover the whole phone in cameras. Or maybe if instead of adding more cameras, you could just put one really big camera on the phone.
In fact, get rid of all the other features so that there’s just a teeny tiny screen to see what your photo looks like and a button to take a photo, leaving more space either for one giant camera or tens of small cameras.
Yay, surveillance!
Dystopian fiction was meant to be a warning, not a manual.
What tropic do you live in where the sun sets as late as 6?
As an autist, I agree. I wouldn’t be like this if it wasn’t for that damn planet space rock!
I can eat 6-8 donuts every day AND I get a necklace? That sounds like a good deal if you just cut out the boys part.
nooo how dare you push the lever :(
This implies that there is a correct amount of penis that should go in cookies.