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You do you, man. Meanwhile my headcanon is that the tadpole gives me time powers while I save scum.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

Baldur’s Gate 3’s combat encounters are particularly tedious. I have taken to saving right before I enter any combat encounter so that I can start over the second things start to go sour.

Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.

Saving before every corner used to be SOP

Sorry, on what controller now?

To be fair, them some real good spice

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

How much did it cost?

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

https://youtu.be/VGcHyn6PycI&t=1m57s

Come join the wait, friend

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.

Yeah lol. I was an internet troll through and through, and somehow found my way into a pretty diverse group in uni.

I don’t even want to start on the drunk shenanigans we got up to.

I’m split in the middle. I manage projects and also help with sales administration. I prefer in-person meetings for bigger discussions because human communications are built for face to face.

Deep discussions are just much more effective when you can read the room.

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.