The best middle-men in this situation are the ones sidestepping the tariffs entirely.
Not like Colombia doesn’t already have a rich history of smuggling high-demand US contraband over the border, but it will be weird to start getting all my coffee shipped by way of Langley.
You don’t understand, tariff is promoting the emergence of American made alternative, by next week you will find American grown coffee and bananas in the supermarket.
I mean … they can still come in, they are just 25% more expensive for Americans
more. middle-men gonna middle on that 25%.
The best middle-men in this situation are the ones sidestepping the tariffs entirely.
Not like Colombia doesn’t already have a rich history of smuggling high-demand US contraband over the border, but it will be weird to start getting all my coffee shipped by way of Langley.
Even weirder when they start packing coffee in cocaine to throw off the dogs.
Can’t wait to get me some bootleg coffee beans
deep, deep burn. CIA flights imminent.
You don’t understand, tariff is promoting the emergence of American made alternative, by next week you will find American grown coffee and bananas in the supermarket.
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So we’re all drinking Kona now?
Coffee is already getting more expensive, I’m assuming everywhere :/
it is. coffee producing regions all over the world are suffering the effects of global warming.
And 50% more later on :)