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minus-square@Bogasse@lemmy.mllinkfedilink11•2 months agoLinux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire. The Apple engineer : “let’s replace this tire ASAP” The Linux engineer : “we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again” The Microsoft engineer : “shouldn’t we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?”
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilink4•2 months agoThe Apple Exec: “let’s remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver”
minus-square@electric_nan@lemmy.mllinkfedilink7•2 months agoMore like: you’ll have to buy a whole new car.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilink2•2 months ago“Ooh I’m sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons.”
Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.
The Apple Exec: “let’s remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver”
More like: you’ll have to buy a whole new car.
“Ooh I’m sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons.”