Ketamine cowboy.
Well, it is a horse tranquilizer…
He is:
A. Poser
B. Loser
C. Lier
D. Scammer
E. All of the above.
Yes it’s E.
leon musk is a cunt.
I mean actual cowboys were also looking lame, that’s why hollywood had to idealise them.
Wanker, Texas Rager
How does this guy think his mustache looks good. I’m sorry to bodyshame but man my mustache grows the exact same way and it is equally unflattering to grow out. And he has far more money to spend on barbers
Musk has always had terrible hair.. I have no idea why he always has some weak as shit moustache and beard going. I also can’t grow facial hair for shit so i shave every day. I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas, but even a month’s worth of growth looks thin and shitty.
I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas
Lol why? Is that some tradition I’ve been missing out on?
My mom hates it and it ruins all the Christmas photos. I only see my parents once or twice a year, so i guess i just do a Christmas moustache as a bit every year.
He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.
I don’t think that he had any control over how his moustache looks on the image, given that it’s most likely an AI generated image.
Even the ai dissin him
Time to refer to the checklist:
[x] Hat [ ] Cattle[] Working class [] Predominantly people of color [] Poor [] HardworkingAlso predominatly homosexual.
He keeps his cattle at the factories.
The picture feels AI generated
I’m thinking someone went nuts with the Photoshop. It’s what Elon Musk thinks he looks like, and I don’t think AI would be able to get that look just the way Elon wants it.
Without AI.
yeah I thought the same thing. there’s uncanny valley vibes; it looks more human than Elon, but not quite fully human.
It’s the leather creases on the jacket. Not even remotely natural.
What was the Texan saying?
All hat no cattle?It’s actually “look at that douche bag in the cowboy get up” I’m from Texas and we don’t wear the cowboy hats for the most part. They’re for tourists.
Never been to Dallas?
Yeah, all the d-bags wear cowboy hats here.
So perfect getup for Elon?
Snakeskin cowboy
And of course he adds in a picture of John Wayne, the draft-dodging, woman-beating, other wannabe cowboy poser.
Lemmy instances need to replace every photo of this narcissistwith a rough sketch 9f an ox.
Aside from not wanting to pay taxes and being a rightwing asswipe, why does he think moving to Texas is a good idea? They don’t have a functional power grid and it’s not an appealing place to live for any of his employees who have a half a brain.
It’ll help weed out those who aren’t True Believers.
Texas gov’t under Abbot is sucking his c***.
Fewer employee protections
Looks like the kind of guy who enjoys salsa from New York City
NEW YORK CITY!?
Good lord we’re old…
You can tell he’s not in Texas because he would have a heat stroke in that leather jacket.
If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.
The desert can get real cold.
Texas isn’t a desert.
That depends on where you are in Texas. The westernmost parts are definitely desert.
Yeah and that’s not where the people or cattle live, minus El Paso. Texas is <10% desert. To act like the whole state is a desert is straight up wrong, yet annoyingly common for people who have never been here.
Not Austin at least. Maybe if you go 100 miles West of there.
