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HSR🏴‍☠️ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months ago

New retirement plan just dropped

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New retirement plan just dropped

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HSR🏴‍☠️ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • @Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world
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      I bet that’s why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.

    • @Elaine@lemm.ee
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      This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

  • @surph_ninja@lemmy.world
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    With the suicide rate as high as it is, I’m honestly shocked more people don’t try to take these scumbags with them.

  • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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    And as always, GenX just forgotten.

    • @Anamnesis@lemmy.world
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      Not forgotten, too many of you guys are sellouts. They’ll die in the climate wars so they’re covered.

      • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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        0•9 months ago

        Please refer to me as Oregon Trail generation.

  • @fantasyocean@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Lol, like anyone here is going to do anything other than protect their own comforts

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    Hey maybe someone will spend life in prison for disposing a president ele… better not finish typing that one out

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      Two people have tried, so far.

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    This is the way

  • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Intentional heroin overdose

  • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Who’s to say you can’t get conscripted out of prison to die in the climate wars?

    • @ODGreen@slrpnk.net
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      Russia already is doing this!

      • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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        They’re so ahead of the times!

    • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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      Surrender and/or nade the commissar tent?

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    No, don’t throw the younger generations under the bus to clean up our messes.

    If nothing else we are ride or die with them.

    • @iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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      Unfortunately you won’t die with us, you’ll die much sooner, not choking on a lack of oxygen or dying of dehydration.

      We need more elders like those in Japan who volunteered to clean up nuclear waste because they wouldn’t have to live with the long-term side effects of being exposed to radiation.

      As elders, y’all wouldn’t have to live as long in jail ¯\(ツ)/¯

      • @Alteon@lemmy.world
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        I mean. Heck, if you have a terminal illness I don’t see the downsides really.

    • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Just get a vasectomy so your children won’t be wage slaves. EZ

  • originalucifer
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    3 squares a day and lots of admiration vs unlimited access to distraction-ary cat pics

    • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Some prisons let you have a kitty

    • Snailpope
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      I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics

  • @rumba@lemmy.zip
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    https://theintercept.com/2024/10/04/hurricane-helene-north-carolina-mountain-view-prison/

    Path to the right is not mutually exclusive from the left.

  • @krashmo@lemmy.world
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    Who would win?

    2700 soft nerds with at least one billion small pieces of paper each

    VS

    300 million chimps with access to the internet and Mountain Dew™

    • @iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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      I’m all jacked up on mountain dew

    • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      What I didn’t see coming was mountain dew becoming the drink of the ppl

      • @krashmo@lemmy.world
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        You gotta Do the Dew before you do the deed.

  • @Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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    Why not both? I have a strong suspicion the climate wars are going also be a class wars. Although, if the common folk won’t, getting jailed for war crimes against the rich may never be prosecuted 🤷‍♂️

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  • @Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    When you take away people’s reason to live, their time, their hobbies, their ability to raise a family, their loved ones, you make those people very desperate…

    …you might not end up glad that you did.

    • HubertManne
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      very apt quote.

    • @weeeeum@lemmy.world
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      “The most dangerous man is the man with nothing to lose”

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    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      There must be hundreds of youths with 3d printed guns and bad opinions about the absolute worst companies

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