There is a car where i work that has 5 ish different bad dragon head stickers with no mention of the brand name. No one can call them out without admitting they know what the logo is, and they keep adding more. They are my hero.

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

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Nah. We know it’s going to be bad. Its gonna be a fight no matter what so fuck it, lets get to it.

The key is not to absolutely destroy at goldeneye but to pick D tier in smash bros

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

You know how you keep missing the exploding bridge jump on the first level? You gotta stop shooting the machine gun while you jump. Makes you go a little further.

Arson.

beware my power

The ability to shape steel. Sounds basic but blacksmiths make the tools for everything else.

I would want this if I were going in with a baseball bat and a bluetooth speaker

Am I going in loud? if so dead silence the whole way. If I’m being stealth about it, classical music for villains https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OhmGD-4-E

Brave keeps playing youtube videos (music) when you lock the screen on your phone. Haven’t found out how to do that on firefox and I won’t pay youtube for a standard feature they took away

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

cop got startled by acorn the other day and tried to murder a dude he had in the back of his car in response

So at what point is this straight up child abuse? It’s at least negligence right?