I do the same but Egyptian

I use Egyptian gods!

Mint has a bunch of tweaks to make it more approachable. Apt assumes Sudo, typing passwords shows stars, little things that usually trip new users.

You already have great answers, so I’ll just drop my recommendations. LMDE if you want something more stable, and Endeavour OS if you want to go a bit more in the weeds with a rolling release.

In the end, don’t be afraid to try some for a few weeks and find one you like. One of the strength of Linux is that if you mess up, you can always reinstall,and it’s not scary since you did it once already.

Just use LMDE.

I use the same one! It’s really great. I spent an hour going though the options untill I was satisfied.

If you go in the add-ons you can download themes that completely change the UI. They can also be heavily customized. Useless menus can just be removed.

Love LSD. I always install it first with btop and zoxide

You have to confirm any command before it runs, so no more dangerous than baseline rm

Start setting one up.

I was a fan of Midtown madness, both 1 and 2.

I had LAN parties with my friends by booting the game, then ejecting the CD and passing it along.

Sadly the third one wasn’t on PC.

I’ve been running Manjaro for about a decade and never had issues. Not saying they don’t exist but I feel like the concerns are overblown.

Smokers.

A check is more convenient than cash. I can deposit it with my phone.

I do love fuck.

When you set it up you tell it which command you want. Default is “cdi” but I changed it to “cd” immediately.

Yes, every day. I don’t know what you’re referring to.

Trump is more Zapp Brannigan

The correlation with frequency of sexual activity might be stronger.

Changing settings, changing tools. Hell, they could have made a modern one playing as Lucy or Desmond and interwoven it with Watch Dogs.

But people liked the first 3/4 games for the story and the movement. The Ezio trilogy is pretty much the same game three times! Make good stories and keep/improve on the core mechanics and they would have been successful.